Hur man äter bytet som matvaror

There is a special place in hell for tops that don’t eat a$$. Eating a$$ (aka analingus, rimming, butt munching, tossing salad, and eating the booty like groceries) is a must during sex. Period. And if you’re bottoming and your top says he doesn’t eat a$$, kick his stupid face to the curb. I don’t care if he’s packing an uncut, 8-inch, rock-hard dick. In 2021, we don’t trust tops who refuse to eat a$$.

With that out of the way, how do you eat a$$? Sure, you could just stick your tongue in there and wiggle it around. But there is a technique. Well, actually, there are multiple techniques. Let’s break them down so you can eat a$$ like a goddamn professional.

Reta hålet
Before you delve in head first (literally), circle the hole with your finger. Spit onto his crack and let your saliva slowly drip down to his anus. Then lightly rub it in. Then don’t go straight for the center. Lick his a$$, slowly walking your may to his butthole. Then lick around his anus to the point when he’s begging you to ram your tongue in there. Then you give him what he wants

Sprid ut kinderna
You want to get up in there, boys. Spread those damn cheeks while you eat his a$$. Then you can release and feel those cheeks slap against your face. That shit is hot.

Lek med kinderna också.
Spank ‘em. Bite ‘em. Shake ‘em. Get his whole a$$ involved when you’re eating his booty. Don’t just focus on that hole.

Tryck tungan platt mot hans hål.
Istället för att slicka med bara spetsen av tungan, öppna munnen på vid gavel och tryck tungans kött, den översta delen, mot hans hål, så att du använder mest yta. Slicka sedan upp och ner, älskling.

Använd hakan och näsan.
Jag vet att det kan låta konstigt, men din tunga tröttnar ganska snabbt om du går ner på det där söta, söta hålet. Du kan ge dig själv en paus (och din partner en annan känsla) genom att gnugga näsan och hakan mot deras bootyhole också.

Växla upp positionerna.
So there’s classic doggie style, but who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned facesitting? Let him smother you with those cheeks. You shouldn’t be able to BREATHE. That’s how much a$$ I want on your damn face. (Okay, this may be my kink and not yours, but I stand by it!) You can also put ‘em in Spread Eagle. So he’s on his back with a pillow underneath his lower back to tilt his pelvis upwards towards you. Then push his legs behind him—don’t hurt him now. Sure, if he’s a ballet dancer, turn him into a pretzel, but otherwise, let’s not pull one of his hammies. Then feast on that propped-up hole. He can also jack off his dick too while you’re doing this, AND you can look up at him, which is hot. (When I bottom, I love to see my man eating my ass.)

Berätta för honom hur gott han smakar.
Smakar han gott? Låt honom veta! Han tillbringade 30 minuter med att städa sin a$$hål innan du kommer över så att du kan äta och knulla honom. Låt honom veta att hans douching (och den där speciella skrubben han använder) inte var för ingenting.

Visa honom hur mycket du älskar att göra det.
Last but certainly not least, love doing it. When you love eating a$$, it shows, and it makes it so damn hot for the bottom. It makes you feel like a goddamn princess when someone is devouring your booty and clearly loving it. If you show your bottom how much you’re into it, I guarantee he’ll love it too, even if your technique is a little sloppy.

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